Sunday, August 24, 2008
Still Don't Think I Need it
Brush With Fame
I had a patient once that told me he did voice acting in various animated series. I had to admit I had no idea who he was but I knew the shows he was on. He was the nicest patient ever. Except for that one cop I had as a patient. There was this other cop that had the hottest visitors. All these women would come in to visit and it took everything I had to not stop and drool. Wow, this paragraph was totally unfocused. When I was in Grade 9 I had this teacher that made us write just for the sake of writing. It didn't even need to make sense - she just wanted us to fill notebooks with writing. Kinda like this paragraph.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
I'm Taking More Coffee Breaks
I Am In Love
Why do women seem to not care about TVs? They spend just as much time watching it as guys do. Seriously ladies, when you see my TV you'll be so excited you'll slide off your chair. When I told my beautiful wife that I was buying a new TV her only response was "which one?" Guys, I know you're jealous now.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Weather Update: Still Hotter than Hell
Monday, July 28, 2008
How Do I Know You?
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Just Because It's Free, Doesn't Mean You Need it
Finally!
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Time to Kill
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
I Have a Headache
Friday, July 11, 2008
I Guess it's True
There are 2 other guys named Oliver in my office - more than any other place I've been. I guess nerds are named Oliver.
Monday, July 7, 2008
Circus of the Sun
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Movie Review
Sex and the City with Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattral, Kirstin Davis, and Cynthia Nixon
How come the only one that shows nudity is the lesbian?
Iron Man with Robert Downey Jr., and Gwyneth Paltrow
I was never a big fan of the comic but the movie fuckin' rocked. All this movie needed was some naked chicks (not lesbians).
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Brings Back Old Times
Monday, June 16, 2008
Now for the Other One.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Poor Baby
Lucas Walking Update:
still not walking.
Monday, June 2, 2008
My eLife is Now my iLife
Okay anyway, just to get even more entrenched into the Window-less world, we both got iPhones. Don't ask where we got them, just know that we now own the coolest phone in the world. Don't try to tell me your phone is just as good because it won't work, I'm in love with my phone. It's like having the newest phone and the newest iPod all in one. Wait, that's exactly what it is.
About 2 more hours and then it's happy bday to me. Last Thursday I told my boss I would be calling in sick. I think it's just so damn considerate of me to give 5 days notice on my sick days, don't you think?
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Happy Birthday
There once was a woman named Celia.
She was mom to Lucas and Amelia.
She bought a new house,
and said to the mouse,
"don't touch my kids or i'll killya."
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
I Miss
- Sleeping at 1am and staying in bed until 11am.
- Playing video games all afternoon.
- Sleeping all night long.
- Going out for dinner and sitting in the restaurant for 3 hours.
- Saying, "let's go to the pub after work!"
- Going to movies.
- Having a day off and doing all the things that I needed to get done.
A couple of days ago a friend of mine told me she was pregnant. Congratulations to her! I'll tell you who it is later. I don't know who still reads this, but you probably don't know her.
Baby Story
Now that my major project at work is done, now that we've moved into our new home, now that the renovations are almost done, now that the kids' birthday is past, now that the wedding has come and gone, and now that Celia is back to work I wonder what I'm going to do with all my time. Actually, now that Amelia is walking and Lucas is right behind her, all my "free" time is spent watching the kids. It's okay though because they're more fun now than they have ever been. They play, they talk in their baby language, and they get into all kinds of trouble. Just one story:
Usually in the mornings, they play while Celia and I take about 20 minutes trying to wake up. We can usually hear them banging away in the hallway but one morning they were awfully quiet. I got up and hunted them down and found them standing beside the toilet having a grand old time splashing away. I had to fish out one of their little stuffed animals and we had to wash both of them up right then and there. Gross.