Winner!

So last week I did the impossible.  Against all odds, I got what you all want.  I won an iPad.  I was randomly selected with no effort on my part whatsoever.  Okay, that's a bit of a lie - I had to sign up for the contest and go to the mall to check if I won.  Well I did, suckas.  And you know what?  I LOVE IT.  The iPad does everything I want it to do.  Sure, it doesn't do everything, but for what I expect to use it for, it does the job perfectly.  If you don't agree, you go sit on the toilet with your laptop.