You Can't Handle the Truth Part 7

If you ever hear me talking trash about you, don't be offended or think I'm picking on you, because I'm not.  I make fun of everyone equally.  I'm very non-judgemental that way. 

You Can't Handle the Truth Part 6

I get jealous when I see people with just one baby pushing him/her around in a really cool stroller. Double strollers just don't come in all the cool models that the single strollers do.

You Can't Handle the Truth Part 5

I seriously have no idea what I'm doing most of the time. I mean at home, at work, during leisure time, etc. I really think I'm pretty clueless but good at faking it.

You Can't Handle the Truth Part 4

It's okay if you're jealous that my kids are cuter than yours. I'm jealous that your kids were full term and are at home with you.

You Can't Handle the Truth Part 3

When I used to work at the bedside, if a patient had a nice family it meant I liked the patient better.

You Can't Handle the Truth Part 2

Sometimes when it looks like I'm thinking hard about something at work, I'm actually wondering what I'm going to have for dinner. Even in mid-conversation with someone.

You Can't Handle the Truth Part 1

When my twins were first born I took a bajillion pictures of them but when I got home I couldn't tell them apart.