I'm an Addict

Yesterday my head almost exploded. I felt like someone had a pump attached to my head and kept trying to inflate it. I swear I almost had a stroke. Waking up in the middle of the night was torture and this morning I still had a headache. It finally dawned on me what the problem was. I didn't have my daily coffee yesterday. See, I have a problem. I'm addicted to caffeine. I need a cup of coffee every day or I go through withdrawal. No, seriously, I'm not joking about this. I get a really bad headache if I skip my daily coffee. I need a new coffeemaker so I can program it at night and have it ready in the morning.