Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one is tall enough to go on the good rides.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Because breasts don't have eyes.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why is air a lot like sex?
It's not a big deal until you're not getting any.
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