My First Time

If the title of this got your attention for the wrong reason, you should seriously get a life. I'm a father now so what you're thinking is just juvenile. My first time was a long time ago and that's all I'm going to say. I've already said too much. Anyway, what I was going to say was that Lucas spit up on me for the first time. I mean, he's spit up before, it just hasn't been on me. One time Amelia spit up and because she was lying down directly behind Lucas, it hit the back of his head. Gross dude, your sister just hurled on your head.