Top Ten Things I Want For Christmas:
10. Socks
9. Underwear
8. good toque
7. new shoes
6. turtleneck sweater
5. long-sleeved t-shirt
4. pyjama pants
3. watch
2. DVD burner
1. movies on DVD
Now this list may seem pretty vague (what kind of DVD burner? what colour sweater? what size shoes?), but that's because I don't want to sound greedy.
Top Ten Things I Don't Want For Christmas:
10. eternal damnation
9. a large, unexpected bill
8. food poisoning
7. a pay cut
6. sudden illness
5. a colostomy
4. a psychotic girlfriend
3. car accident
2. a warm, dry season
1. home invasion
3 comments:
4. a psychotic girlfriend
You got that for your Birthday already.
4. a psychotic girlfriend
Yeah, those ones are tricky. I mean they look all hot on the outside and there's no indication that there's something scary under the wrapping and even after you unwrap it...you still don't know. Then one day you suspect she's planning to kill you then that takes all the fun out of it. Not that it's ever happened to me. Rhoel.
Luckily, I've never actually had a psychotic girlfriend. I might have dated someone that was, what we medical-types call, "crazy" but no axe-murdering, hair-doll-making, stalking types.
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