A: Ask your mom.
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
A. No one to talk to during orgasm.
Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A. The one with the dirty knees.
Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade: Who has the biggest breasts? A. The blonde, because she's 18.
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