Contest!

Ok, I'm going to have a contest. Everyone is invited to participate (tell your friends) and the deadline is February 14. I'm the only judge and my decision will be final. This contest is in no way representative of anyone's opinions except my own. Also, this contest is not sponsored by anyone except me and thus there will be no prizes and no compensation to anyone except me. If you feel my judgement is biased in any way and you seriously doubt the validity of my wholly unscientific method of evaluation, tough shit. Valentine's Day is the deadline because I think I have ADHD and keeping my attention beyond that date will be quite difficult. Okay, now here's the contest and its rules:

1. You must submit a picture.
2. The picture must have at least one person in it.
3. This person may be you or someone you know, but be sure they are aware that you took their picture to begin with (I don't want to get sued or anything like that).
4. This person may be of any age, but keep in mind that child porn is illegal and I don't want to see disgusting pictures of old people.
5. I will be judging the picture on its entertainment value. Send something cute, fun, exciting, H.O.T., or entertaining in some way.
6. Email me the picture. If you don't know my email address, there should be a link somewhere on your screen right now.
7. I will not accept prints. All submitted pictures must be digital. I can resize it if you don't know how, just send it.
8. You may add captions to the picture if you feel that they may make the picture more entertaining.
9. You may enter the contest as many times as you like.
10. Contest ends on February 14 and the winner will be announced soon after that.
11. There sure are a lot of rules to this contest.
12. Any of these rules may change at my discretion and no, you can't dispute them.
13. Good luck! (this isn't a rule, just me sending my well-wishes)