Thursday, April 26, 2007

I Quit Smoking

I never got a cigar when my twins were born. Who wants to come over and smoke a cigar with me? Can anyone suggest a good cigar? I don't mean a $100 cigar, I just had twins and now I'm poor. I just want a cigar that isn't too expensive but not a cheap, rolled-up banana leaf either. If anyone says I should know about cigars because I used to smoke, I'm want you take your right hand, put it behind your head and in a quick, forceful motion push your head downwards to your keyboard. It should make you say "ouch". Repeat this 3 times. Anyway, while we smoke cigars we'll drink this wine I had made. It's actually not too bad.

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