Tis the season for early babies, apparently. Just before Christmas, my friend at work had her baby. He came about a week or so earlier than expected, but he's healthy and very cute. Congratulations to Linda and Bai on their new son, Tyler.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Festivities
I hope everyone had a good Christmas. Mine was great. Celia's sisters and cousin all came to town to stay with us over Christmas and we had a really good time. The kids had a great time too. Amelia is now a pro at opening gifts and Lucas, well, he still doesn't seem to know what to do with them. Lucas got these toy cars from my parents and he hasn't let go of them since Christmas. He just carries one or two of them around everywhere, it's so cute. Every time Amelia opened a gift of clothing, she would try to take off her clothes so she could wear the new stuff.
December 24:
Pick everyone up at the airport, dinner at home, up till 2am.
December 25:
Waffle breakfast, relaxing, opening presents, dinner at my parent's
December 26:
Karaoke Revolution: American Idol Encore 2, Running errands, snowball fight, kids' Christmas party
December 27:
Snowboarding!
December 28:
Late dimsum, Guitar Hero World Tour
Ahh, good times, good times…
Monday, December 22, 2008
New Additions
Snow Day
Monday, December 15, 2008
Yay!
Friday, December 12, 2008
The Christmas Light Fiasco
So this year I was determined to put up Christmas lights. Back when I first moved out, I bought Christmas lights on my first Christmas at my house but never put them up. For 3 years I always took them out but never hung them so now in our first Christmas at our new home, I decided to put them up no matter what. The funny thing is that I pulled out the old ones but didn't like them so I bought brand new ones.
Since I work in the mall, I went to Zellers and picked up a couple strings of lights thinking that 30' would be enough. As I hung them I realized that I was nowhere near being right about that and needed another string but by the time I went back to Zellers they were all out lights that matched the ones I bought. I went to 2 different Zellers, the Bay, Rona, Sears, Canadian Tire, and WalMart but no one had lights that would match. Finally, I just went to Rona and bought 3 new strings of blue lights. I took down the white ones I had already hung, and put up the new blue ones. I ended up using the white ones on one of the trees outside the house so it wasn't a waste or anything. Actually, I need more… Anyway, after I finished, I went inside, got Celia and we stood outside to see the beautiful new lights on our house. Mieh. I don't really like how they look so next year I'm going to buy new lights again.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Are You Ready?
Every year I say I'm going to get my Christmas shopping done early. Every year I do the exact opposite of this. Usually, on December 24th I'm at the mall looking for the last minute presents for, like, 12 people, but not this year! This year Celia took care of all the shopping and we were 95% done before the end of November. I even bought Celia her present (a new snowboard and bindings - don't tell her, it's a surprise). All I have to do is hang my Christmas lights and wrap all the presents and clean the house and finish setting up my home theater and paint the hallway and install a handrail and clean the garage and wash the cars and get family pictures done and put away the patio furniture. I am totally ready for the holidays.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Falling in Love All Over Again
Monday, November 10, 2008
Stuck
Let's say you're at the mall and you decide that before you go home you're going to pick up some food from the food court and eat it at home. So now you're on your way out and realize that the drive home in traffic will take 30 minutes and you really have to pee. You go to the public washroom at the mall and now you have a dilemma. What do you do with your food? Are you going to hold it with one hand while you pee? Put it on the wet countertop around the corner, unsupervised? Rest it on top of the urinal?
Etiquette
Is it bad form to answer the phone if you're sitting on the toilet? When you're at home, the caller probably wouldn't know anyway but what if you're using a stall in a public washroom? Should you be in there doing your thing and talking on the phone?
Addicted
Saturday, November 8, 2008
The New Age
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Game Reviews
Fresh Blood
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Shiny and New
Monday, October 27, 2008
It's Like Cheating
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Say What?
I can park my van in the garage for the first time. It took forever to clean the damn thing out but there's enough space to park my van comfortably. Maybe before Christmas I'll be able to park two cars in there.
I hung my TV. I bought a wall mount kit online. It doesn't do anything fancy like twist and turn but it does allow for a slight downward tilt for those people who like to hang their TV's too high. It was damn near impossible to screw the 12 foot screws into the wall stud but I'm a pretty strong guy so I persevered and found better tools. Celia didn't want to help me hang the TV so I picked it up myself. If you're thinking it's a little 28" TV, screw you. It's 47" muthafucka! Still, it was pretty light. The first TV I bought was a 32" CRT that weighed 175lbs.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Movie Reviews
Semi-Pro with Will Ferrell and Woody Harrelson
Meh.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall with Kristen Bell and Jason Segel and Mila Kunis
Kristen Bell is on my Top Ten list. She is hot in a bikini. Oh, I kinda liked the movie too. Mila Kunis was looking good too.
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story with John C. Reilly and Jenna Fischer
This was funny shit.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Now We Have to Start All Over
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Moving In
Monday, October 6, 2008
Indoor Pool
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Woe is Me
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Good for Me
I Dream of Going Back to Normal
Sunday, September 28, 2008
I Want HD
Information Age
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
One for the Married People
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn`t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother`s house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What`s for dinner, Batman?'
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Weather Update
Thursday, September 18, 2008
4 Year Itch
Procrastination
Old Wives Tales - True or False?
Knife manufacturers generally recommend babying your expensive knives because the concern is that the dishwasher bumps the knives around, either in a basket or against the racks, dulling the blade. Are you serious? Is the knife that delicate? So if my dishwasher lays the knife flat or if it has a knife rack it should be okay, right?
Is it true that cold water boils faster?
No, that's just silly. Water boils at 100 degrees celsius so if it has a higher starting temperature, it will take less time to reach 100 degrees. Anything you may have heard or believed about using cold water is just a myth. That's just plain common sense. If you still don't believe me, do an experiment: same pot, same stove element, same volume of water - boil warm water from the tap and time it. Let the pot and element cool to room temp and boil cold water from the tap and time it. Then let me know what happens.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Top 5...
- getting a phone call at 2am telling me Lucas is having trouble breathing because he has an infection and they needed to put him on a ventilator
- a call from Celia telling you your daughter might have a serious abdominal infection and has to be transported to the big children's hospital in case she needs surgery
- watching them struggle to live after being born almost 3 months early
- being forced to spend the majority of my time looking at them through a clear plastic incubator
- worrying constantly that some statistics show that preterm babies could be at higher risk for having a learning disability
And the Winner is...
Fun to use
Nice touchscreen
Built in iPod
Looks cool
Full web browser
Wi-Fi
Nice screen
Blackberry:
Keyboard
Wireless sync
Indestructible
Long battery life
I realize that the iPhone can sync wirelessly but you have to subscribe to that. Also, I know that everyone's experience with either device may not be they same as mine but the verdict is... You should get both. I would hate to have to write email on my iPhone with its touch screen and my blackberry doesn't has wi-fi to surf the web. Granted, my bb is an older, clunkier model than the sleek Pearl or Bold but functionally, there is little difference.
Since most people aren't willing to pay for both (myself included) I say go with the iPhone and buy a Mac. Get a Blackberry for business and give one to your employees because they don't need an iPod for work.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Concert Review
Good shit. This isn't a concert for some kid that only knows her last 2 CD's. She did everything from 1982 to the present. It was a concert for all those long-time Janet fans.
Y'know, I don't really like going to concerts. I've only been to a few but the funny thing is I've been to 3 Janet Jackson concerts. The Rhythm Nation one was still the best. The fight afterwards was the shit too.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Mac vs. PC
Justification
Wish List
- finish painting the house
- baseboards
- kids that sleep through the night
- a few days of snowboarding
- a hobby
Friday, September 5, 2008
Productivity
Closure
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Pet Peeves
I really hate when I buy a coffee from Tim Horton's and the opening in the lid is right where the seam of the cup is.
I also hate when someone gives you money and they just lay it down on the counter instead of putting it in my hand. Conversely, I hate seeing customers throw money on the counter.
Monday, September 1, 2008
Long Weekend
My nanny called in sick today so I'm alone with the kids again. They're pretty easy nowadays but I would like a break. I don't need a whole day off or anything, but a day at the spa would be nice. Wait, no that's lame. I want to go golfing. No wait, I don't golf. Just a day to finish painting my kitchen is all I ask for.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Job Security
Aside from painting, my goal is to actually write something here at least 10x/month. I'm no math wizard or anything but that's averaging about one post every 3 days. We'll see how it goes...
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
This Week
We bought a new sofa (aka couch, aka chesterfield) and dining room chairs. The chairs are really nice and the lady at the store gave us a half-decent price because we bought the sofa too. The sofa is pretty fucking big. It'll fit in the room but I think it's a bit too big. It'll definitely be the focus of the room. My TV room seems to be getting smaller and smaller with my big TV and now this giant sofa. Anyway, the sofa is custom made with nice fabric, nice stuffing, nice legs, nice size. It's super deep so when you sit on it you disappear and it's super long so when you lie down you don't touch the armrests. Of all the people I know I don't know a single person that is too tall for this sofa. You could probably fit two filipinos lengthwise and maybe even 3 vietnamese girls.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Still Don't Think I Need it
Brush With Fame
I had a patient once that told me he did voice acting in various animated series. I had to admit I had no idea who he was but I knew the shows he was on. He was the nicest patient ever. Except for that one cop I had as a patient. There was this other cop that had the hottest visitors. All these women would come in to visit and it took everything I had to not stop and drool. Wow, this paragraph was totally unfocused. When I was in Grade 9 I had this teacher that made us write just for the sake of writing. It didn't even need to make sense - she just wanted us to fill notebooks with writing. Kinda like this paragraph.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
I'm Taking More Coffee Breaks
I Am In Love
Why do women seem to not care about TVs? They spend just as much time watching it as guys do. Seriously ladies, when you see my TV you'll be so excited you'll slide off your chair. When I told my beautiful wife that I was buying a new TV her only response was "which one?" Guys, I know you're jealous now.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Weather Update: Still Hotter than Hell
Monday, July 28, 2008
How Do I Know You?
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Just Because It's Free, Doesn't Mean You Need it
Finally!
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Time to Kill
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
I Have a Headache
Friday, July 11, 2008
I Guess it's True
There are 2 other guys named Oliver in my office - more than any other place I've been. I guess nerds are named Oliver.
Monday, July 7, 2008
Circus of the Sun
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Movie Review
Sex and the City with Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattral, Kirstin Davis, and Cynthia Nixon
How come the only one that shows nudity is the lesbian?
Iron Man with Robert Downey Jr., and Gwyneth Paltrow
I was never a big fan of the comic but the movie fuckin' rocked. All this movie needed was some naked chicks (not lesbians).
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Brings Back Old Times
Monday, June 16, 2008
Now for the Other One.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Poor Baby
Lucas Walking Update:
still not walking.
Monday, June 2, 2008
My eLife is Now my iLife
Okay anyway, just to get even more entrenched into the Window-less world, we both got iPhones. Don't ask where we got them, just know that we now own the coolest phone in the world. Don't try to tell me your phone is just as good because it won't work, I'm in love with my phone. It's like having the newest phone and the newest iPod all in one. Wait, that's exactly what it is.
About 2 more hours and then it's happy bday to me. Last Thursday I told my boss I would be calling in sick. I think it's just so damn considerate of me to give 5 days notice on my sick days, don't you think?
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Happy Birthday
There once was a woman named Celia.
She was mom to Lucas and Amelia.
She bought a new house,
and said to the mouse,
"don't touch my kids or i'll killya."
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
I Miss
- Sleeping at 1am and staying in bed until 11am.
- Playing video games all afternoon.
- Sleeping all night long.
- Going out for dinner and sitting in the restaurant for 3 hours.
- Saying, "let's go to the pub after work!"
- Going to movies.
- Having a day off and doing all the things that I needed to get done.
A couple of days ago a friend of mine told me she was pregnant. Congratulations to her! I'll tell you who it is later. I don't know who still reads this, but you probably don't know her.
Baby Story
Now that my major project at work is done, now that we've moved into our new home, now that the renovations are almost done, now that the kids' birthday is past, now that the wedding has come and gone, and now that Celia is back to work I wonder what I'm going to do with all my time. Actually, now that Amelia is walking and Lucas is right behind her, all my "free" time is spent watching the kids. It's okay though because they're more fun now than they have ever been. They play, they talk in their baby language, and they get into all kinds of trouble. Just one story:
Usually in the mornings, they play while Celia and I take about 20 minutes trying to wake up. We can usually hear them banging away in the hallway but one morning they were awfully quiet. I got up and hunted them down and found them standing beside the toilet having a grand old time splashing away. I had to fish out one of their little stuffed animals and we had to wash both of them up right then and there. Gross.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
It Had to be You
Monday, April 21, 2008
All Done
The day was a big success for us. The ceremony started a bit late but other than that, it went off without a hitch. The kids were so cute. Amelia walked down the aisle (with help) and Lucas was super cute in his little tuxedo. Celia looked incredible. We took some pictures after downtown and hopefully they turned out good too. It was freezing cold but we're all stars so we toughed it out and finished the shoot. The reception went well too. It's funny, I was nervous about the ceremony but I held it together and after that I was feeling a lot better but still a little stressed about our first dance. Our DJ started the song in the wrong spot but that's kinda our fault for not telling him about it in advance. We messed up a few parts of the dance but we were able to improvise a bit and finish it with a little style. Very fun stuff - we plan on taking more dance lessons. Anyone want to join us? I had a few drinks so I was a bit tipsy but not drunk. Well, I had enough to drink that I was giving away drink tickets like they were free but now that I'm sober and looking at our bar bill, I'm regretting it a bit. Just a bit though because I had a really good time and I hope everyone else did too.
Friday, April 18, 2008
The Big Day
Anyway, thanks to anyone and everyone that helped out and special thanks to anyone that has helped look after my children while I've had to work on wedding plans.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
What Did You Expect?
I'm all for alternative drug therapies and this is no exception. If it works, it works, right? But seriously, what did you expect from a bunch of pot-smokers? I remember commercials a few years back about a couple of dead-end guys that lived at their parents' house and didn't have jobs because they just sat around and smoked dope all day. And now you "sell" legalized marijuana and expect them to pay for it? This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Bow Your Head
In honour of my tita Rose/Nene, let us all bow our heads and say a prayer. She'll be missed by many. I'll make sure my kids know who she was.
So... Tired...
Complete:
I just finished a major major project at work that I've been working on for the past year and a bit,
Celia's mom arrived (yay!),
started my marriage leave/vacation (double yay!),
kitchen renovation has begun,
new bed is bought and being delivered this afternoon,
3rd bedroom set up and ready for guests,
watched the 2nd half of Knocked Up (Review: funny shit, man. funny shit.),
got my new blackberry at work so now I don't look like a grandpa trying to look hip with a 1992 model blackberry, and
we finally got carpet on the stairs and closet so at least all the carpeting is finished.
Pending:
finalize the guest list,
finish the giveaways,
make the placecards,
learn our first dance,
pick up tuxes,
arrange rehearsal dinner,
figure out seating arrangements, and
come up with $2,341,532,786,456.56.
I think the worst part of all this is that my XBox360 got the Ring of Death hardware failure so I had to ship it back to Micro$oft for them to repair. Okay, they paid for the shipping, but now I don't have an xbox for, like, 4 weeks.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Home Is Where The Heart Is
After the kids' birthday, packed up the house like madmen (and madwomen - mostly madwomen), met with the lawyers, realtors, etc etc
Took possession of the new home on Saturday, March 15. On Monday and Tuesday we tore up the old carpets, ripped out some tile, removed all the baseboards, and basically stripped it down to the walls and floorboards.
New floor was being installed Thursday and Friday, carpet guys came on Friday, movers came Friday afternoon. We had to wait until at least part of the floor was done before we could move anything in. The flooring guy worked until 10pm, the movers worked until 11pm, we were up until 2am. Slept at my parents' house because new house was a wreck.
Saturday, March 22 I gave away the keys to my first home. It was a little sad to see it empty again. Kinda like when I first moved in except I felt like I broke up with it and was walking away.
Easter Monday (today): we've been living upstairs for the past 2 days because it is the only part of the house that is clean and livable. Downstairs still needs some of the floor finished, it needs to be cleaned and organized, and we still have to unpack all our kitchen stuff. I can't find anything right now.
How the hell did we accumulate so much stuff in such a short period of time? When I first moved out of my parents' house, I had maybe 3 carloads (small car too) of stuff. Now I have 2 large moving trucks worth of stuff. Oh well. So far, I'm liking the new home.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Happy Birthday!
In honour of this special occassion, I have a limerick:
There once were two babies born early,
One was boyish, the other girly.
The grew up and laughed,
And learned by their own craft.
And taught me to never worry prematurely.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Moving
So we finally sold our home and found another one. It's a bigger townhouse just down the street from where we are now. There's some work we need to do to it like change the carpet, paint the walls, etc but it's quite nice. We got it cheap too. Well, not cheap cheap, but cheap. I'll do some before and after pictures someday.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
You Can't Handle The Truth Part 7
I purposely leave things out so I can fix it in front of people and be the hero.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Immortality
Monday, February 11, 2008
Use the Right Tool for The Job
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Sit Back and Relax
The wedding was in Cebu as well and it was really nice. Because it was officiated by the archbishop and it was on a sunday, everyone from the mass just before stayed to see if the wedding was a celebrity. So my soon-to-be-sister-in-law was a Celebrity for the day.
Monday, January 28, 2008
Busy
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Back in the PI
Anyway, the city was... the city. We visited with some family and went shopping for fabric for the bridesmaids dresses. The fabric was ridiculously cheap - like less than half of what we would pay here. Then we bought fresh popped chicharon and now Celia is addicted to it and wants someone to import it so she can get it fresh again. I can feel my arteries hardening already.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Depart Vancouver, Arrive Taipei
If you've never been there, Taipei is a lot like Vancouver except with more chinese people. Seriously, even more. It's very nice and very clean. When I saw the tower, Taipei 101, the first thing I thought was "I thought it would be taller." It's kind of a cool looking building though - like a bunch of take out boxes all stacked together. While we were in Taipei, we met up with a few of Celia's old friends. The funny thing is that when I met some of her old friends in Vancouver, they didn't speak english, but the friends that I met in Taipei all spoke english. Anyway, we just hung out and shopped a bit (didn't buy anything), visited relatives, etc etc.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Home At Last!
I don't know where to start. This will definitely come up as several different posts but here was our itinerary so you get an idea of my "vacation".
Dec 24 - depart Vancouver
Dec 25 - arrive Taipei
Dec 26 - high-speed train to Pingtung (about an hour on this train. Did I tell you this is the fastest fucking train I've ever seen?)
Dec 29 - 2 hour car ride to Taichung
Dec 30 - 2 hour car ride to Taipei
Jan 1 - depart Taipei, arrive Manila/Marikina
Jan 4 - Cebu
Jan 6 - Eva's Wedding @ Shangri-La Mactan
Jan 7 - Boracay (we took a little turboprop plane to Caticlan - the smallest plane I've ever been in. scary if you don't like to fly. I don't like to fly)
Jan 10 - back to Marikina
Jan 11 - 2 hours Manila-Taipei, 4hr layover, 10 hours Taipei-Vancouver
Whew! For almost the entire trip, we carried the twins (no carseats, no strollers) and we had a lot of luggage for their stuff.
Details to come...